he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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