Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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