If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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