Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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