one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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