you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wish you could order shots online.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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