Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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