Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Holy shit dude........stairs
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