Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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