So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
