he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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