You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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