The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
