i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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