The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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