just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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