Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My ass is underappreciated
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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