Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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