Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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