so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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