This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
