So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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