Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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