Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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