whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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