is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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