the new term for farting is butt boxing.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i love accidental penises.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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