i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
