okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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