OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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