I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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