operation harelip BJ is a go
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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