I cockslap morals
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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