if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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