Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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