My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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