i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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