"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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