The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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