We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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