Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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