you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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