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I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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