I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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