talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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