Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
