So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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