? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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