So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He has the fingertips of a God
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