After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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