That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you never un-have a 4some
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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