so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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